But I will refrain.

Well you have to recognise when what you were about to write crosses the line.

Not my line of course, because my line is so far off in the distance it would take an optical device with magnification power akin to that of the Hubble space telescope to see it.

But it would have been funny. And may well of caused some people to feel a tad uneasy.

And it was self depreciating and the only person who would have looked bad would have been me, but still.

I have decided to not go there.

So instead may I say a staid and rather dull "good evening to you all"

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