Late-night Bohemians

Ahh, the dog watch.

OK!

LISTEN UP!

I think I have been doing this here bloggering thing enough to be able to give you a rough guide to doing it.

1 - Never ever ever blog while under the influence of alcomahol.

2 - Never blog while angry and in breach of rule 1

3 - Never blog while depressed or heartbroken when in breach of rule 1

4 - When drunk, ignore rules 1 to 3

5 - Be supportive.

6 - After six months of being supportive tell the fucker to sort their life out or fuck off. Tough love, you know it makes sense.

7 - NEVER trust an email from anywhere in Africa asking you to help get huge amounts of money out of the country.

8 - Always check out the blog of someone who has sent you an invite before saying yes to them.

9 - NeVeR AcCePpT InViTeS WrItTeN LiKe ThIs.

10 -Never, on pain of death even! Let anyone tell you how to blog, what to blog or even how to best go about it.

So basicamalarly ignore all of the above, and eff off and go about your business.

Love you all (except YOU, obviously)

and goodbiddly boddelly.

(I hereby declare that I may be in breach of rule number 1)

I decided that this week I would not drink my orange juice and cranberry juice seperately - I would mix them together, filling a glass half full with one, and adding the same amount of the other.

I have done this evenly, accurately and precisely, hoping that both cartons would run out at the same time, given that they both contained the same volume of juice - or so I thought.

I have just finished pouring the last of the orange juice into a glass, and I have a small amount of cranberry juice left over.

I can therefore conclude that 1 litre of cranberry juice is a greater quantity than 1 litre of orange juice.

The cranberry juice was also 2p more expensive than the orange juice.

Something is going on there, that we're not being told about...this damn government...

Good evening late night bolgers. I'm a bit exhausted after a long day of doing all sorts of computer-related things and then popping out to shoot some cards hitting Asda Colindale on the way home to replenish the bare cupboardy situation.

It's a bit of a toss-up as to whether I'm going to shut down before the computer or as it were, the other way around.

People often say,

"Why is it that when you are looking for something, it's always in the last place you look?"

Well DUH!

That could possibly be because once you have found it you stop looking you MUPPET!